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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2876 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6161 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and built a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at white women the same way again.