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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9800 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
