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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
