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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5308 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4202 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
