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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
