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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2644 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
