Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ores Mined: 4148 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2627 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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