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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4843 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9083 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.