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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9548 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 171792 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.