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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6547 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.