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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4200 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.