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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9836 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4470 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.