SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	6551	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7321	Animals Bred:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	268	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	733
Emeralds Found:	4951	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2