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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5853 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 685 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!
And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!