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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crops Grown:	2008	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Items Found:	4488

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9008
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ores Mined:	6938

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	58	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	3212	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8433
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.