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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ores Mined:	2205	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	1186

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Potions Brewed:	157
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!