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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9038 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9129 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy gossip and outrageous stories just like this one!
Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.
So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!
