SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	2940

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

intimate moments, MasturbateMaster420, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure habits, self pleasure practices, self pleasure routine, self release, self-care, self-exploration, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, solo play

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyElectionFlip

analysis paralysis, Candidate, change of mind, CraftyElectionFlip, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, election, Factors, final decision, flip-flop, influence, information overload, last minute, Politics, PRESSURE, reasoning, research, uncertainty, undecided, Voting

Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	4470	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, Centuries, Church ban, church hierarchy, Church separation, Eastern Orthodox Church, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, religious authority, religious autonomy, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious history, Religious independence, religious oppression, Religious subservience, Russian influence, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukraine politics, Ukrainian government

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5004	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

airstrikes, alive, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, global impact, international news, Israel, Lebanese officials, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, news report, political tensions, reasons, regional conflict, stay, strikes, Tragedy, violence, War

haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoMicros ForWaterBears

Brazil, Coast, ecological impact, environmental impact, Environmental Science, ForWaterBears, ingestion, invertebrates, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine life, marine pollution, microplastic consumption, microplastics, NoMicros, plastic waste, Pollution, research, study, survey, Tardigrades, Water Bears

come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	827	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.