SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7859
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	4053

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Farms Harvested:	576
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Potions Brewed:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Bridge Battle

annexation, battle, Black sea, blocky, Bridge.., Conflict, construction, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, european union, illegal, Infrastructure, international law, Kerch Bridge, Politics, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, The Hague, Ukraine, united nations, VIOLATION

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

Active players, ADDED, Beans, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Fully, Ice, JOINING, long-term focused, Notice, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Removal, Semi Vanilla, SemiSweet, Server, smp, Tight Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	9546

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

adult women, asian pop culture, chick, Confidence, cultural perceptions, empowerment, Entertainment, fashion, Femininity, Glamourous, hot, Identity, image, international appeal, japs, K-pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), self-presentation, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, teenager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	871

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.