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The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mines Excavated:	3107	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3131
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	301266	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	820	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0