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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2217 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.