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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8348 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.