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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6330 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6908 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.