Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5266 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.
