SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	295
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Votes:	2495	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	198	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4508	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	4947

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Emeralds Found:	5559	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crops Grown:	2926	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Magic Items Found:	1686	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchantments Applied:	279
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

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