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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2137 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.