SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7783	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	9028
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6035	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	193
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	717

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crops Grown:	5881	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ores Mined:	2510
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2718	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	3497	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4094
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609