SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

play.pvpcharge.net

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	7944	New Chunks Explored:	767923
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

survi.land

The Tartarus Network

PvE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

mc.thetartarus.net

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

terranova.dedimc.io

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Potions Brewed:	198	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

play.oakmc.net

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crops Grown:	2206	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	874053	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

play.chillzone.cc

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	190
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Zentrium.net:25750

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

McBloof.aternos.me

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

play.ognetwork.fun:6012

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7211
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

barceltownymc.xyz

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

sagamc.net

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

sanctum.network

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	6654
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

play.waveymc.net

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

play.thundermc.net

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crops Grown:	7671
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

hylex.gg