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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Star Shards Collected:	174
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

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Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1898

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4303
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	586414
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1190
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

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