SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	6931	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6545
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	926280
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4852
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Potions Brewed:	89	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	543364
Runes Activated:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	7316	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br