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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2509	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	3606
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	1713
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	2516	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	424
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net