SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5384
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3076	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Villages Defended:	7

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1834	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Void Gems Collected:	36

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	112669	Dragon Eggs Found:	3006
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	139
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2729
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1845

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4249

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net