SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3799	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2549

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	2505	Royal Courts Attended:	1

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	2504	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Potions Brewed:	192
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	5410	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Animals Bred:	127
Dragon Eggs Found:	6607	Farms Harvested:	210
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	20

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	7381
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	164
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org