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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	105
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	2498	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1004	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	3951	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3858	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1557
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	240	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Farms Harvested:	462	Buildings Constructed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

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