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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	90	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

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StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	9362	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3141
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	6011
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	6026	Potions Brewed:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	9430	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	4469	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3536
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9299
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8821
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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