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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	59	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3919	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Divine Spears Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	1487	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	2729	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8954
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3540	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	1499

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	957	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Votes:	2307
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

Players:	108/200	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

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