SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crops Grown:	4577	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

luminarmc.com

UnDisturbed

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	976	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9733	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

play.undisturbed.eu

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

TrixVanilla.lol

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Votes:	4131	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

play.skyblock.net

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

danvercraft.playsurvival.me

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

play.planetdanet.com

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Mc.MythicMiner.Info

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	110	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Potions Brewed:	189	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

fortunecraft.dedimc.io

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

mc.ctec.co.nz

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

play.skygames.nl

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

survival.lilbloop.net:25566

NeoEDM

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

neoedm.apexmc.co

Minecraft Endless

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9877
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

play.themajesticnetwork.com

SeniorMc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2514	Farms Harvested:	172
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

play.seniormc.fun

Block Piece

PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

blockpiece.xyz