SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	245583	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

147.135.160.192:25597

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

play.nucklungsmp.fun:55555

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

51.81.49.87:25653

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

104.128.51.213:25585

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

mc.dreamcraftmc.uk

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	20

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

mc.nightwolfmc.com

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

elysium.mysrv.us

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5476
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Animals Bred:	133
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	5077
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

lokalcraft.com:25571

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8892
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8322
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Votes:	4290	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	7101	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6888	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Crops Grown:	7532	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8067
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Items Found:	1455
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1629	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	3793	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win