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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Star Shards Collected:	107	New Chunks Explored:	516894
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	6248	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ores Mined:	8081
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7309
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	8787	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	8620
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8542	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	108

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	8331
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

play.megga-craft.com