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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	4841
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Animals Bred:	90	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	2573

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	998	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	3187
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	842594
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Towns Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7387
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	229	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664