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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 539 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 337 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.