SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	540	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	1740
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5542	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5254	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	222	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!