SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Items Found:	3800	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ores Mined:	4811
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	585
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	306
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9258	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	204
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1148	Emeralds Found:	8170
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!