SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Towns Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	3978
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	122
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.