SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	750
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	1785	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	8287	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7253	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5344	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.