SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1941	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	141	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4488	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ores Mined:	4041	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Buildings Constructed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ores Mined:	7676	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.