Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Crops Grown: 7766 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5016 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crops Grown: 4909

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Animals Bred: 65
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 289
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Animals Bred: 65 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Towns Built: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 New Chunks Explored: 668332

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Potions Brewed: 193 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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