Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 7604
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 371547 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 4164

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 972146 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4369 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Potions Brewed: 191
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2750 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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