SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Players Killed by Monsters:	4335
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2590

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1989	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7829	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2645	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	7377
Farms Harvested:	249	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3675	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

– $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.