Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 607016 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!
